Läste detta i en Sydafrikansk tidning. Alltså det är sjukt roligt xD.
Letter to Dad
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”.
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I’ve been finding real passion with her, and she is so nice, but I knew you could not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her hippy clothes and because she is so much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant.
She said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan at Byron Bay. We share a dream of having many more children. She has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.
We’ll be growing it ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the area, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so she can get better. She sure deserves it! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Your son, John.
P.S Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.